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12-02-2003, 11:58
[ALIGN=LEFT]Ways to Turn Down Men
?Man: Haven't I seen you some place before
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
?Man: Is this seat empty
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
?Man: Hey baby, what's your sign
Woman: Do not enter.
?Man: Can I buy you a drink
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
? Man: How did you get to be so beautiful
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
?Woman: Why? Are you leaving
?Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time
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?Man: Can I have your name
?Woman: Why? Don't you already have one
?Man: Shall we go see a movie
Woman: I've already seen one.
?Man: Where have you been all my life
Woman: Hiding from you.[/ALIGN
sorry men :D it's just a joke :)
thanks
?Man: Haven't I seen you some place before
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
?Man: Is this seat empty
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
?Man: Hey baby, what's your sign
Woman: Do not enter.
?Man: Can I buy you a drink
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
? Man: How did you get to be so beautiful
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
?Woman: Why? Are you leaving
?Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time
.
?Man: Can I have your name
?Woman: Why? Don't you already have one
?Man: Shall we go see a movie
Woman: I've already seen one.
?Man: Where have you been all my life
Woman: Hiding from you.[/ALIGN
sorry men :D it's just a joke :)
thanks