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12-02-2003, 11:58
[ALIGN=LEFT]Ways to Turn Down Men



?Man: Haven't I seen you some place before

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

?Man: Is this seat empty

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

?Man: Hey baby, what's your sign

Woman: Do not enter.




?Man: Can I buy you a drink




Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.




? Man: How did you get to be so beautiful




Woman: I must have been given your share.




Man: Your face must turn a few heads.




Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.



Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.




Woman: Okay, get out.





Man: I think I could make you very happy.




?Woman: Why? Are you leaving





?Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time
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?Man: Can I have your name
?Woman: Why? Don't you already have one


?Man: Shall we go see a movie



Woman: I've already seen one.





?Man: Where have you been all my life




Woman: Hiding from you.[/ALIGN

sorry men :D it's just a joke :)

thanks